The "Head Crusher" fought for social justice single-handedly (actually with just his thumb and forefinger) by dispatching unsuspecting "flatheads" to their fitting ends. From a safe distance he pinched their heads with squishing sounds and a Quebecois-accented narrative. This hero made the world safe from, well, just about anyone who happened by.
Ever wonder what happened to that guy? It appears he has found a career in forestry. Ben Meadows features the now older and admittedly more rugged Head Crusher on its home page:
Ben Meadows' catalog offers anything and everything for forestry professionals, from cruising vests to chainsaws. It's not clear what exactly Head Crusher is doing in this photo. Surely he's not still squishing heads out there in the woods. One rumor is that he has perfected his powers to instantly render entire trees to pulp.That would be handy.
Congratulations, Head Crushing Guy, on your new career in forestry. You've come a long way.
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